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The
Apprentice Style of Management
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| I hate “The Apprentice” There,
I’ve said it. I know it is great entertainment. I know
it has won, or at least been nominated for, loads of awards. Yet to me
it represents
the worst of reality TV because people watch it and actually believe that
is how
management of businesses should operate. |
Whilst no-one actually thinks you should behave in the
same way as the participants in “Big Brother” and no-one
truly wants the “celebrities” in the jungle to ever be “got
out of there”, the idea that shouting, back-stabbing, intolerance
and bullying is modern business school theory, seems to have gained a
frightening level of credibility.
In a recent episode the contestants (all ideal employees
I am sure) were split into two teams.
I am not precisely sure what they were required to do, I think it was
to obtain chemicals to create a weapon of mass destruction and then market
it to a rogue state. Anyway, the team that won apparently remembered
to do the initial market research, albeit by telephone (due to sanction
restrictions), whereas the losing team had failed to confirm the purchaser
was a wealthy rogue state.
Back at Bunker Sugar (the Sugar cube?) the losing team
fell on their leader, blaming him for
the collective failings. “But we told you Zimbabwe was a bad choice
of customer…”Collective responsibility is clearly a thing of the past.
This approach to management is not new, I remember that
a few years ago, a management
book was released called “The Leadership Secrets of Attila the
Hun”. For a while, I toyed
with the idea of producing a series of such eyecatching titles. “King
Herod’s Book of Child
Care” maybe, or “Vlad the Impaler’s little Book of
Calm”, but the moment passed.
I am sure that there are a significant number of very successful
business leaders who are loved by their shareholders whilst at the same
time their staff were sticking pins in voodoo dolls of them. But to idolise
such leadership styles as models to be looked up to, is repulsive.
Yes I know a decent boss makes boring TV, just as a Big
Brother household full of normal people managing to get on for a few
weeks wouldn’t even draw an audience from their parents and that
the Jerry Springer show “Married, five kids and happy” had
significantly fewer viewers than “He may be a serial killer but
I love him”. But this is reality TV not real life (and no, Jerry
Springer is not real, unless you live in Alabama). Let’s face it
some of these “celebrities” wouldn’t even get a hit
on even if you Googled them. As regards these shows we (well most of us) can spot the
difference. Somehow, The Apprentice crossed the line.
In Gibraltar, like everywhere else, there are good bosses,
bad bosses and wholly indifferent
ones. The Government subsidises training in things such as “Investors
in People” to try and
improve the overall quality. As regulators we regard management and management
style as
a key part of our risk assessment when we visit licence holders. Bullying,
controlling, bosses
historically represent a higher risk of failure (remember Maxwell). sacred
staff are more likely to cover up errors. However the right culture encourages
people to take responsibility and to be accountable. It is no wonder
that, in surveys
of the best companies to work for, those at the top are also amongst
the most successful.
Toughness, credibility and operational skill depend on
what you say not the volume or
invective of how you say it. The creation of a climate of fear and mistrust
may allow a weak
manager to temporarily control an organisation but the absence of cultural
cohesiveness and the lack of a system of checks and balances will, inthe
long term, undermine him or her.
No company that gets people to work in teams then encourages
them to destructively
criticise their fellow team members could last, even with the ever decreasing
staffing costs
associated with “The Apprentice” school of management.Team work has to involve trust. If you believe your colleague
will stab you in the back and
steal a team idea and portray it as their own, then there is no chance
of the team working.
One of Gibraltar’s great strengths is its ability
to work as a cohesive unit. Government
supports and encourages the financial sector. The financial sector delivers
income and employment. The regulator helps as and where it should. There
is not merely consultation, but participation. Of course there is not
always agreement, nor should there be, but the team
dynamic works.
In keeping with this, the new Financial Services Commission
Act has created a statutory
obligation regarding senior management being responsible for running
the company. This may seem obvious but, guess what, it is not always
seen in practice. Yet to operate in any other way has as much chance
of success as the UK has of winning the Eurovision Song Contest.
Internal loyalty comes from trust both of onesbosses and
ones peers. Debate and disagreement must be open, not subversive. A perfect example of this is the “BCC” one-mails.
For those not knowledgeable on this
(including me until recently) this is where you can send an email to
X and copy it to Y without X knowing.The “B” apparently stands for blind. I alwaysthought
it stood for another word, also
with a B at the beginning and D at the end, but with a couple of A’s,
a T, R and an S in there somewhere.
Now I understand you may occasionally want to email a client
and let a colleague know what you are doing. That is fine. What gets to me is the use of the BCC to quietly let your
boss or boss’s boss know that
you are in dispute with a fellow worker (or your immediate boss). This,
in the mind of the sender (or grass), will show his boss that he is the
loyal worker and is therefore worthy of vast praise, promotion, pay rise,
etc. Rubbish. It shows he has as much guts as a disembowelled weasel.
If he had any strength of character he would have let his boss or colleague
know by openly “cc”ing it.
Similarly, any boss that accepts such an approach or, even
worse, encourages it, deserves
the kind of loyalty normally reserved for leaders of the British Liberal
Democratic Party. It is only for this one event that I would recommend they
follow Sir Alan and simply hit
the reply button, type “You’re fired” and send. Oh,
and don’t forget to BCC it.
by Marcus Killick. |
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